St Patrick’s Day Caption Competition
A small shrivelled shamrock (try saying that after Guiness and Black Bush) will be winging it’s way to the winner of the St Patrick’s Day Caption Competition. Post your entries in the comments below.

Image from BBC News
[voice of Bill Clinton from the side]
‘it’s ok, George, Just tell them you didn’t inhale’
Turn to page 15 for Bertie’s Whitehouse salad.
Irish american seance brings back ghost of King Billy.
Bertie finds Shamrock hiding in Bush
Is this hat the right size for me?
“No wonder they call it shamrock,” thinks Bush “it looks nothing like a stone”.
That last one too clever by half for Dubya, and Mark’s first one was exactly the one I was trying to think of but couldn’t find the words for.
#3 by Mark is my favourite, but I’d support a vote for #1.
I think number one is the best but I’m still chuckling about number 6 (says I modestly).
#1, then #3. Either way, Mark wins the pressed trefoil.